Just when you think President Trump can’t surprise you anymore, he pulls another move straight out of the “You’ve Got to Be Kidding Me” playbook—and then, somehow, makes it happen. Yes, we’re talking about Greenland. Again. But this time, it’s not just about buying it. Nope, the latest twist involves renaming it “Red, White and Blueland.” Yes, that’s real. No, I didn’t make it up. And honestly, after everything we’ve seen from Trump, I’m starting to believe it might actually happen.
Georgia congressman moves to help Trump acquire Greenland and rename it 'Red, White and Blueland' https://t.co/DuGNhQQfsx
— Fox News Politics (@foxnewspolitics) February 11, 2025
Rep. Buddy Carter (R-GA) has introduced legislation not only to pave the way for the U.S. to acquire Greenland but to slap on a name that screams MAGA louder than a rally in rural Iowa. The bill is officially called the Red, White, and Blueland Act of 2025, and it outlines the process for the purchase and the rebranding of this icy Nordic island. According to the text of the bill, “Greenland shall be known as ‘Red, White, and Blueland.’” Every law, map, and official document would have to reflect that name. Somewhere in Denmark, the Danish Royal Family is probably clutching their pearls.
A proposed congressional bill would rename GREENLAND to RED, WHITE, AND BLUELAND. 🇬🇱 🇺🇸 @7NewsDC pic.twitter.com/DCsNMzuMm3
— John Rogers (@JohnRogers7News) February 11, 2025
Now, while the name feels like something that was brainstormed at a Fourth of July barbecue after one too many Budweisers, the underlying strategy isn’t just about branding. President Trump’s interest in Greenland has always been about national security. The island’s location is prime real estate for controlling Arctic sea lanes—lanes currently being exploited by China and Russia, with Denmark doing the diplomatic equivalent of shrugging. Trump sees Greenland not as a frozen wasteland, but as a geopolitical chess piece. It’s rich in natural resources, strategically positioned, and, let’s be honest, underutilized.
Critics, of course, are laughing this off. They said the same thing when Trump first floated the idea back in 2019. Remember how the media mocked it then? They’re doing it again now. But here’s the thing about President Trump: he thrives on being underestimated. The man said he’d run for president. He did—and won. He promised to move the U.S. embassy to Jerusalem. Done. He said he’d renegotiate NAFTA. Check. So when he says he’s serious about buying Greenland, maybe it’s time to stop laughing and start paying attention.
Sure, “Red, White and Blueland” sounds like the name of an amusement park, but if it comes with expanded American influence, secured sea lanes, and a giant middle finger to China and Russia? Well, slap it on the map. MAGA? Try MGGA—Make Greenland Great Also.
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