Oh, look who’s at it again: Adam Schiff, the king of conspiracy theories, has a new claim—and it’s a doozy. This time, Schiff is saying that President Trump might actually use the military against him when Trump takes office in January. The newly elected Senator from California, famous for his relentless Russia collusion hoax and endless cable TV appearances, is back in the headlines with what can only be described as pure paranoia.
Schiff was having a cozy little chat with CNN’s Jake Tapper when the topic of Trump’s recent comments came up. Trump had mentioned the threat of “radical left lunatics” and suggested that the National Guard—or even the military—might be needed to handle them if necessary. Tapper, ever eager to stir the pot, asked Schiff if he thought Trump was talking about using the military against him personally. Schiff’s response? “Clearly, that’s what he was talking about.” Oh, sure, Adam, because when Trump talks about the “radical left,” he must be thinking only of you. Not Antifa, not the activists shutting down freeways or looting stores—just you, Adam Schiff. The guy really thinks he’s the star of the show, doesn’t he?
First the Supreme Court granted a president immunity for weaponizing the Justice Department.
Now Donald Trump wants to appoint Matt Gaetz as AG?
Confirming him would mean affirming the worst potential abuses of DOJ.
He must be rejected by the Senate.
— Adam Schiff (@RepAdamSchiff) November 13, 2024
Schiff went on with his usual self-righteous spiel, saying he wouldn’t be intimidated and that he’ll be the valiant defender of Californian values. He paints himself like some kind of hero standing up to a wannabe dictator. In reality, Schiff is that guy who’s been crying wolf for so long that even the sheep have tuned him out. Remember, this is the same Adam Schiff who told us for years that he had direct evidence of Trump colluding with Russia. He made himself a household name promising bombshells that never dropped. Now, he’s spinning another wild tale of Trump’s supposed plans for military retribution.
And let’s not forget the cherry on top: Schiff has apparently convinced himself that Trump plans to send him to prison. He told The Los Angeles Times that he’s “taking this seriously” because he believes Trump has dictatorial ambitions. It’s rich coming from a guy who had no problem supporting unconstitutional overreach when it came from his own party. Schiff loved the idea of the FBI going after Trump allies, but now that the tables might turn, he’s suddenly clutching his pearls about abuses of power.
But wait, there’s more! Schiff’s also got his knickers in a twist over the idea of Matt Gaetz becoming the next Attorney General. He took to X (formerly known as Twitter) to warn us all of the apocalyptic scenario where Gaetz heads the DOJ. According to Schiff, confirming Gaetz would lead to the “worst potential abuses of DOJ.” That’s rich, coming from a guy who sat on his hands while the DOJ under Biden turned a blind eye to Hunter’s escapades and Merrick Garland played politics like a fiddle.
The truth is, Schiff’s entire political career has been built on hyperbole, grandstanding, and fear-mongering. He’s the kid in the schoolyard who starts rumors just to see everyone else panic. He’s got no real accomplishments to speak of, just a long list of TV interviews and unfulfilled promises of explosive evidence. Now, he’s trying to play the victim card again, casting himself as the last line of defense against Trump’s imaginary military coup. It’s almost comical, if it weren’t so pathetic.
So here we are, with Schiff once again crying out that the sky is falling. Meanwhile, most Americans are more concerned about inflation, the border crisis, and rising crime—not Adam Schiff’s fever dream of being hunted down by the military. But hey, when your main skill set is spinning wild tales for the cameras, I guess this is all you’ve got left.
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