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Liberal Karens Paying Big Bucks to Engage in Bizarre “Rage Rituals” in the Woods

In a twist stranger than fiction, affluent women are flocking to the woods and doling out thousands of dollars for what can only be described as “rage rituals.” These high society ladies are paying big bucks to unleash their inner fury by screaming at the top of their lungs and beating sticks against anything within reach. Welcome to the wild world of therapeutic rage.

Leading the charge in this unconventional therapy is Mia Banducci, a self-proclaimed “Spiritual Fairy Godmother.” Banducci has turned her unique brand of anger management into a thriving business. According to Banducci, these retreats help participants release pent-up negative emotions and, believe it or not, increase their capacity for joy. She insists that by giving themselves permission to vent their anger, women leave these sessions feeling happier, more grateful, and at peace.

The process of a rage ritual is straightforward but intense. Participants grab hefty sticks and think about everyone who has ever wronged them. After some warm-up breaths, the real fun begins. For the next 20 minutes or until their arms give out, they scream and swing their sticks with wild abandon. The woods provide the perfect backdrop, ensuring that their primal screams don’t disturb any unsuspecting neighbors.

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But why would anyone pay between $2,000 and $4,000 for such an experience? According to those who partake, the benefits are profound. Take Kimberly Helmus, a cybersecurity engineer who joined a rage ritual in Scotland. Helmus initially sought to address her anger towards her ex-husband but found herself confronting a much deeper pain. During the ritual, she realized that her fury masked a long-held sadness from witnessing a friend’s death years earlier. This breakthrough, she claims, was life-changing.

And Banducci isn’t alone in this niche market. Rage rituals are trending on social media platforms like TikTok, captivating a broader audience. Secret Sanctuary, for instance, is hosting a “Sacred Rage Ceremony” in Alberta, Canada, this July. Similarly, Jessica Ricchetti, an author and mystic, will lead a “Sacred Rage” retreat in North Carolina in June.

Despite the hefty price tag, these rage rituals offer a unique outlet for emotional release. Traditional therapy may not resonate with everyone, and for some, the act of screaming in the woods provides a cathartic and effective form of relief.

As more people seek alternative methods to cope with stress and trauma, the popularity of these rage-filled retreats seems likely to grow. Whether viewed as a bizarre fad or a legitimate therapeutic practice, rage rituals highlight the diverse ways individuals manage their emotions. And as long as participants find solace and transformation in these experiences, this wild trend may be here to stay.

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